when she laughs/bibio
i haven’t eaten in over 24 hours and i’m stranded at the desk until 11. HELP. i’m probably definitely going to faint.
baltimore smells like a fart right now.
i’m so broke, i googled how to sell my eggs. i was half joking when i did it, but come to find out it pays $6,000 and it doesn’t seem not worth the money. but does that make me this kid’s biological mother? is that weird? my mom would be mad? but it’s 6K? ahhh?
WORST MORNING OF MY LIFE.
but yesterday was amazing. so i guess we’re even, life.
in response to the lil wayne rap jake wrote for me, i have a lady gaga-esque rhyme for him. jakey jakey more delicious than a steaky love to him i wanna makey but sometimes he can be flakey that ass is like cakey jakey jakey jakey he makes me shakey cookies for him i always bakey his eyes are like a crystal blue lakey i like to get him nakey jakey jakey
"Telephone" Video Update.
fuckyeahladygaga: Whilst performing her second “Monster Ball” show in Dublin, Lady GaGa confirmed that the “Telephone” music video is really coming out THIS week! Get syked, little monsters! i am going. to. die.
the plus side of being in a messy complicated painful semi-together, exclusive yet we kind of hate each other relationship: lost the 6 pounds i gained during snowtorious b.i.g.
how can i be so in love with a person who makes me absolutely hate myself?
I just touched an original Robert Frank print. ommmmggggg.
buffalo chicken pizza and coffee for breakfast. today will be just foine.
WHY CAN’T ANYTHING JUST BE EASY?
sometimes i still need you.
(via varshvarsh) heart skipped a beat and when I caught it you were out of reach but i’m sure, i’m sure you’ve heard it before
He doesn’t want her, but he just won’t let her go She started...– the big fight/stars