June 2010
FINALLY REUNITED WITH MY MONSTEHHH AND MY SISTEHHHPANTZZ!!!!!
bmor> the midwest. be back tonight, murdaland
in indiana, there is a grocery store called “yoders” and their slogan is “it’s grandma good”. just fyi, that exists.
my mom and i will be road trip mobile blogging. we just passed some bp building. don’t worry, i gave them the finger.
“i’ve got my magnum condoms.
i’ve got my wad of hundreds.
i’m ready to plow.” —Frank Reynolds
i’ve got my wad of hundreds.
i’m ready to plow.” —Frank Reynolds
“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24 year old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.’”
—gaga
after a gallon of gin+tonics
i sent a ridiculous drunk text which implied that i was happy, complacent, and willing to be friends, when in reality i am an angry and bitter cold hearted bitch.
so that was funny.
“With me being wired,
And you being tired,
There’s advantages to each.
ADVANTAGES! ADVANTAGES!” —pow pow/lcd soundsystem
And you being tired,
There’s advantages to each.
ADVANTAGES! ADVANTAGES!” —pow pow/lcd soundsystem
Play
ps- i love dranks and friendsies and live gaga covers at the bars
