bmor> the midwest. be back tonight, murdaland
in indiana, there is a grocery store called “yoders” and their slogan is “it’s grandma good”. just fyi, that exists.
my mom and i will be road trip mobile blogging. we just passed some bp building. don’t worry, i gave them the finger.
i’ve got my wad of hundreds.
i’m ready to plow.” —Frank Reynolds
i sent a ridiculous drunk text which implied that i was happy, complacent, and willing to be friends, when in reality i am an angry and bitter cold hearted bitch.
so that was funny.
And you being tired,
There’s advantages to each.
ADVANTAGES! ADVANTAGES!” —pow pow/lcd soundsystem
ps- i love dranks and friendsies and live gaga covers at the bars